Trump writes his own fairy tale, calls it his “Tax Plan”

In the midst of speculation on what Republican led tax reform will encompass, Trump has unveiled what most critics believe to be a fairy tale, which he refers to as his “Tax Plan.”

The story begins with a young Tonald Drump living a miserable life in Midtown Manhattan. Young Drump only gets most new income. Why can’t he have all of it? One night, his fairy godmother, the magical Ronald Reagan, tells him that, if he believes in his dreams hard enough, the wealth will finally trickle down. Drump is then joined by the Wicked Witch of the West, Jafar, Captain Hook, and Steve Bannon in a swashbuckling adventure for all new income.

We asked Trump for a comment on why he published this “Tax Plan” and got this response: “I believe every man, child, and manchild has the right to live out their wildest dreams. The fake news and crooked media have been pushing the reality rhetoric for long enough. I really think they don’t like our country.”

The President has also taken the Disney classic “When You Wish Upon A Star” and given it a modern update to fit the presidency:

When you wish to leave a scar
On where made you who you are
Anything your plot requires
It will come through

Want the wealth to trickle down?
Even though you are a clown?
Crack supply-sides cookie jar
As dreamers doooo

Bank out of the Cayman blue
Suddenly, wired to you
When your campaign gets de-railed
The wealth comes through

Like live dementia stage two
A batshit thought comes to you
But Twitter thinks you’re a star
As perplexed doooo

If your scheme is in your dream
And Putin is on your team
When you want to be a Tsar
As tyrants doooo

If your hand is in your wallet
Then I guess we have to call it
When your brain is a bazaar
As sellouts do