Trump writes his own fairy tale, calls it his “Tax Plan”
October 15, 2017
Trump writes his own fairy tale, calls it his “Tax Plan”
October 15, 2017

For Halloween, Robert Mueller shouted “are you not entertained?” at unsuspecting bystanders

Over Halloween, the artist Robert Mueller took a sojourn from showing us his vision of a GOP in complete and utter chaos. However, eager to put on a spectacle as he is, he opted for a bit of performance art by channeling Maximus Decimus Meridius from the film Gladiator. Mueller appeared to see himself as something akin to the films main character as he recited lines from the film to mirror his real life investigation. Chilling lines included “the transaction receipts…. sometimes it makes the collusion stick” or “what we do in life echoes in the 2018 midterm.” However, the crescendo of his performance was his dramatic monologue that went as follows:

“My name is Robert Swan Mueller III, Commander of the Special Prosecution, General of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, loyal servant to the true constitution. Child of a murdered republic, protector of a murdered electoral process. And I will have my vengeance, in this court session or the next.”